The Only Health Study You'll Ever Need
Journal Entry: Sun Jul 27, 2008, 10:33 AM
- Mood:
Speechless - Listening to: Demon Hunter
- Reading: way too many things at once
- Watching: random cartoons
- Playing: Sims 2, DragonFable
- Eating: Whatever we served at our teen pool party.
- Drinking: Water-DEHYDRATED, MAN!
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians dring a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. ^_^
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"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey
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All I know to say-Jesus
Screaming from my soul
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"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey
~Any desperate day
One word I can pray
All I know to say-Jesus
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Postcard Project! >>> [link] [link]
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"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey
~Any desperate day
One word I can pray
All I know to say-Jesus
Screaming from my soul
I'm giving up control
The only hope I know-Jesus~
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I can't think of anything witty for my new siggie.
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some people respond well to positive re-enforcement. Others are motivated by negative feedback. I, personally, am unaffected by either.
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"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey
~Any desperate day
One word I can pray
All I know to say-Jesus
Screaming from my soul
I'm giving up control
The only hope I know-Jesus~
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some people respond well to positive re-enforcement. Others are motivated by negative feedback. I, personally, am unaffected by either.
--
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey
~Any desperate day
One word I can pray
All I know to say-Jesus
Screaming from my soul
I'm giving up control
The only hope I know-Jesus~
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" Being Normal is Vastly Overrated ", Aggie Cromwell
I dunno i saw ur sig and was like wah??? Must go to page...!
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Am I that unimportant? Am I so insignifigant!? Isn't something missing?
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...It is believed that there exist a show you may watch only once in a lifetime - just before you cease to exist...
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powered by Aninreh & faust Sayuri
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" Being Normal is Vastly Overrated ", Aggie Cromwell
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"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert Humphrey
~Any desperate day
One word I can pray
All I know to say-Jesus
Screaming from my soul
I'm giving up control
The only hope I know-Jesus~
Came to ur page for some reason ?.? and found out we have alot in common.
That is all.
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Am I that unimportant? Am I so insignifigant!? Isn't something missing?
Evanescence
Sasame Takako
Pretear
Icon by ~Sodapuff
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" Being Normal is Vastly Overrated ", Aggie Cromwell
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